The "[First name] is" meme

Directions: Google for "[your first name] is" and post the 10 (or so) most amusing/interesting results.

Terry is the latest hotel and spa robe. Comes in comfortable, draping fabrics like silk,
cotton and, the current favorite, microfiber.
Terry is a big man with a tiny camera.
Terry is very much about sex

Terry is the Chicago Sun-Times personal finance columnist
Terry is still in diapers and must wear a permanent catheter
Terry is available to help students with their problems
Terry is a member of 1904 World’s Fair Society
Terry is a Marmite comedian
Terry is also the world's most intensive researcher of flutes from the 8-key period
Terry is the consummate musician: a master of his instrument
Terry is back. He resurfaced last summer in Ponte Vedra Beach
Terry is torn between loyalty to Johnny and his brother and the unease of his
conscience and his growing infatuation for the murdered man's sister...